Now that I am home for a while, our dog Arthur and I have to get a few things straight.
First of all, stop staring at me. I will win any staring contest that you instigate. I have Vicoden on my side and I can space out for long periods of time. I will win.
Second, there is no room for you on my hide-a-bed. There is a machine strapped to the bed that is the size of me and you will not fit. Stop whining at the edge of the bed because you want up.
Third, your gas is nasty. Do not look at me when you do it. I will not take the blame. You did it, it came out of your butt, I did not throw my voice to make that sound come out of there.
Last but not least, when I let you outside on your chain of course, do not get tangled up and then start barking because you are stuck. I know that you know how to untangle yourself, because you do it when you think I am going somewhere without you.
Arthur, I love you, but you are strange.
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Arthur, go lick something for a while. geez.
When I said to go lick something for a while, I didn't mean the carpet moron! Should I draw you a picture?
Stop staring at me.
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